As dificult as it may seem, always eat your words out.

Mr. Roboto

Mr. Roboto, was a robot like any other. He had a wife, 3 kids and human pet. He loved the taste of a cold beer and to hang out with his friends.
Every weekend he organised a barbecue on the garden of his house, where he and is friends told funny stories about everyday life.
One day coming from the hospital where he just had a vasectomy, he fell into the town's lake and died.